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Atakan Karazor is a professional footballer who plays as a defensive midfielder and captains Bundesliga club VfB Stuttgart. Born in Germany, he has opted to play for the Turkey national team.
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The Impossible Thrill is a studio album by Alpha. It was released on Melankolic in 2001. It includes vocal contributions from Martin Barnard, Wendy Stubbs, and Helen White.
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