{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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Hope Florida is a community-based welfare assistance program initiative founded on September 9, 2021 by Casey DeSantis, wife of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. It is distinct from the Hope Florida Foundation which is a direct support organization that promotes the initiative through private donations. News of the Hope Florida Foundation controversy was first reported when it was reported that Casey DeSantis was considering a run for governor in 2026 because her husband is term-limited.
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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