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Josephus Robertus Hendricus \"Josef\" van Schaik was a Dutch politician of the Roman Catholic State Party (RKSP) and later co-founder of the Catholic People's Party (KVP) and jurist. He was granted the honorary title of Minister of State on 15 March 1951.
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